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Quote by Jimmy DeMaret
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. – Jimmy DeMaret

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If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head. – Harry Vardon

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