Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom. – Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1967 Category: Golf
Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. – Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum Category: Golf
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. – A.A. Milne Category: Golf
If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using “an outside agency” and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf. – Henry Longhurst Category: Golf
The oppressed peoples can liberate themselves only through struggle. This is a simple and clear truth confirmed by history. – Kim Il-sung Category: History
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. – E. B. White Category: Humor
Here is a new car, a new iPhone. We buy. We discard. We buy again. In recent years, weve been doing it faster. – Arlie Russell Hochschild Category: car
Dad taught us about morals, values and goals. Having a tight-knit family was important to him. – Junior Seau Category: dad
