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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chil

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. – Ambrose Bierce

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Wit – the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. – Ambrose Bierce

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