Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. – Ambrose Bierce
Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. – Ambrose Bierce

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. – Ambrose Bierce
Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. – Ambrose Bierce
They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid. – Ambrose Bierce
Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial but if honest, and bent on thorough investigation, it may soon lead to full establishment of the truth. – Ambrose Bierce