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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chil

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. – Ambrose Bierce

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Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones. – Ambrose Bierce

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Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother’s love is not. – James Joyce

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A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. – Peter De Vries

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She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along. – Margaret Culkin Banning

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