Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. – Ambrose Bierce
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while. – Ambrose Bierce

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. – Ambrose Bierce
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while. – Ambrose Bierce
An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. – Ambrose Bierce
Peace, in international affairs, is a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. – Ambrose Bierce