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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. – Peter De Vries

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Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. – Lisa Alther

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A mom reads you like a book, and wherever she goes, people read you like a glowing book review. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Grown don’t mean nothing to a mother. A child is a child. They get bigger, older, but grown? What’s that suppose to mean? In my heart it don’t mean a thing. – Toni Morrison, Beloved, 1987

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