Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
Conservative. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from a Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce