Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. – Ambrose Bierce
Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with ones own opinion. – Ambrose Bierce

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. – Ambrose Bierce
Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with ones own opinion. – Ambrose Bierce
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. – Ambrose Bierce
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office. – Ambrose Bierce