Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. – Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. – Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic. – Ambrose Bierce
Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection. – Ambrose Bierce