Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. – Ambrose Bierce
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. – Ambrose Bierce

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. – Ambrose Bierce
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. – Ambrose Bierce
Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. – Ambrose Bierce