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Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. – Will Durst

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There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nations history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. – Will Durst

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Humor
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Comedy is defiance. Its a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And its the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. – Will Durst

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Fear
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

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car
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Ive already established my (political)machinery. Its like a car. Its fixed already. You just have to get in and drive it. – Manny Pacquiao

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I dont want to die in a car accident. When I die itll be a glorious day. Itll probably be a waterfall. – River Phoenix

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car

Okay, lets talk about cartoon labels for half a second – some people think anything with a dog or a car or a colorful alien is garbage, which is not true. Look at Big Moose Red. Its, like, a $6 wine with a cheesy label, and its actually a solid wine. – Gary Vaynerchuk

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car

All the times being like, Who rented this car and why are we going to this place? You take the easy route and go, Oh, thanks for the champagne. Ill have another. – Rosario Dawson

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car

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How lovely the little river is, with its dark changing wavelets! It seems to me like a living companion while I wander along the bank, and listen to its low, placid voice… – George Eliot

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I suspected skydiving was dangerous when they asked me to sign a waiver. They confirmed my suspicions when they asked me to pay in advance. – Author Unknown

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Nowadays it is the fashion to emphasize the horrors of the last war. I didnt find it so horrible. There are just as horrible things happening all round us today, if only we had eyes to see them. – Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Translation is the art of failure. – Umberto Eco

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Art