Quote by Will Durst
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a s

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. – Will Durst

Other quotes by Will Durst

Comedy is defiance. Its a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And its the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. – Will Durst

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Fear
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

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car
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There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nations history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. – Will Durst

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
car
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The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible. – Gore Vidal

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car

It bothers me when I hear it in a car commercial or some such. But for the most part, its better than seeing sacred music relegated to the scrap heap. – Richard Morris

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car

Nobodys ever asked me to pay for a meal before Ive eaten it, Ive never been pulled over just because I was driving the wrong kind of car in the wrong kind of area at the wrong time of night. – Wentworth Miller

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car

As soon as I began to earn what might be called fairly large sums, I bought a car and began to explore the country around New York. – Kate Smith

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car

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I want to be in Glee, but Im told Im not famous enough to be a cameo yet. – Carey Mulligan

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famous

My hope is that 10 years from now, after Ive been across the street at work for a while, theyll all be glad they gave me that wonderful vote. – Sandra Day OConnor

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