Quote by Will Durst
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Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. – Will Durst

Other quotes by Will Durst

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

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car
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Comedy is defiance. Its a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And its the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. – Will Durst

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Fear
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There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nations history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. – Will Durst

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Humor
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In the United States three new methods of transportation made their appearance at almost the same time – the steamboat, the canal boat, and the rail car. – John Moody

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Once I accepted Christ I immediately had peace. I still didnt have a place to live, I still didnt have a car, but I had peace. – Sherri Shepherd

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Its funny Im in some ways hopelessly masculine, but I dont fish, I dont hunt, Im not that into sports. I cant fix a car. I think its my point of view and the way I see the world. – Corey Stoll

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Id rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldnt happen to know of a rental car place around. – Ryan Stiles

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby

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The biggest lesson I learned from Vietnam is not to trust our own government statements. I had no idea until then that you could not rely on them. – J. William Fulbright

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By respect for life we become religious in a way that is elementary, profound and alive. – Albert Schweitzer

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My father… had sharper eyes than the rest of our people. – Chief Joseph

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