Quote by Will Durst
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a s

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. – Will Durst

Other quotes by Will Durst

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nations history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. – Will Durst

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Humor
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

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car
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Comedy is defiance. Its a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And its the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. – Will Durst

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Fear
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My mother was determined to make us independent. When I was four years old, she stopped the car a few miles from our house and made me find my own way home across the fields. I got hopelessly lost. – Richard Branson

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car

Some people think my father was a spy, because of working for that government agency in Vietnam, but he cant find his car keys, much less keep a national secret. – Lauren Graham

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car

I feel comfortable around every driver out there and each driver is in charge of their own car, but you feel very secure racing the competition out there. – Kurt Busch

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car

Ive been in a car three or four times when it filled with water and its not a comfortable feeling. – Richard Hammond

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car

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