Quote by Will Durst
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a s

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. – Will Durst

Other quotes by Will Durst

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nations history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. – Will Durst

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Humor
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

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car
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Comedy is defiance. Its a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And its the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. – Will Durst

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Fear
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The thing people dont understand is that touring or travelling or whatever you do in my position means you go to all these cool places all over the world, but you see everything from a car window. You dont get to see much of the city or meet people at all. – Taylor Momsen

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car

I compare it to being in a car accident. Theres so much adrenaline rushing through you that you remember being in the accident but you dont remember any of the details. – Brooke Langton

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car

Its not just the kid whos spent every penny from his job to upgrade his car to tell the world he cares about sports cars, its also the person driving around in a fuel-conscious hybrid electric car, because its more a message to the world than an effective means of saving fuel, to be quite honest. – Richard Hammond

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car

I quit after a bad car accident. The thing about boxing is that you can be a star for five or six years, but when you go back to the old life, its tough. – Olivier Martinez

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car

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Everything is the product of one universal creative effort. There is nothing dead in Nature. Everything is organic and living, and therefore the whole world appears to be a living organism. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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