Quote by Will Durst
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a s

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. – Will Durst

Other quotes by Will Durst

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

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car
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Comedy is defiance. Its a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And its the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. – Will Durst

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Fear
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There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nations history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. – Will Durst

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
car
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I was really into classifieds for awhile. Im a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger… its just in my blood. – Jake Johnson

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car

Ive been in California for about 15 years now. Youre always in your car and insulated. I miss New York so much. – Jimmy Smits

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car

Im gonna be the best dad that ever lived. Ill have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course. – Jeremy London

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car

As I was coming out of the closet, our car was hurtling over an embankment. – Lance Loud

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car

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Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone? – Sextus Propertius

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alone

Im not dead and I dont have blue hair but some people say there are similarities. It is usually intolerable to watch myself onscreen but this time its fine. I think its beautiful and a real work of art. – Helena Bonham Carter

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Art

You cant have a United States if you are telling some folks that they cant get on the train. There is a cracking point where a society collapses. – Bruce Springsteen

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Society

Before honor is humility. – Bible

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Humility