Quote by Will Durst
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a s

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. – Will Durst

Other quotes by Will Durst

Comedy is defiance. Its a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And its the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. – Will Durst

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Fear
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

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car
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There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nations history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. – Will Durst

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Humor
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Im starting to think about things that I want to do, things that are fun. One of them is driving a car like a Porsche. Ive driven a lot of cars – sedans, trucks and big family vehicles all year long. But theres nothing like a four-wheel-drive Porsche. – Kevin OLeary

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car

It used to be that youd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership. – Tom T. Hall

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car

What I enjoy doing more than anything is, I have my little antique car collection, and when the weather is pretty I like to get out one of my old cars. I have a little route I run down in the country, down Nachez Trace Parkway. The loop down through there is just really relaxing, not much traffic. – Alan Jackson

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car

My sporting hero was Drazen Petrovic, the NBA basketball player, who was killed in a car accident in 1993. He was a good friend, an unbelievable player, and I dedicated my Wimbledon win to him. – Goran Ivanisevic

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car

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