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I suspected skydiving was dangerous when they asked me to sign a w

I suspected skydiving was dangerous when they asked me to sign a waiver. They confirmed my suspicions when they asked me to pay in advance. – Author Unknown

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In a world where we are all slaves to the laws of gravity, skydivers are proud to be freedom fighters! – Author Unknown

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. – Jack Handey

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Once you’ve thrown your pilot chute, you’re done. It’s out of your hands. From that moment on you just enjoy the view or panic. – Tim Rigby (BASE jumping)

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I wish the whole world could see what I see. Sometimes you have to go up really high to understand how small you really are. – Felix Baumgartner

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