Quote by Will Durst
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. - Wil

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

Other quotes by Will Durst

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nations history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. – Will Durst

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Humor
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Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. – Will Durst

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car
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Comedy is defiance. Its a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And its the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. – Will Durst

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I dont even own a car. – Bill Nighy

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car

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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car

The only thing I do on a computer is play Texas Hold Em, really. Obviously my cell phone is a computer. My car is a computer. Im on computers every day without actively seeking them out. – John Hawkes

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car

The idea that maybe you dont have to own a car if you only need one occasionally may catch on, just like time-sharing caught on in real estate. – Steve Case

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car

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My mom grew up in Kansas, my dad in Indiana. They had boring childhoods. – Hunter Parrish

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Diversity: the art of thinking independently together. – Malcolm Forbes

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You miss 100% of the shots you never take. – Wayne Gretzky

In the town of The Pas, Manitoba
It snows on the first of Octoba
From then, for six months,
It thaws only once
And never when I am quite soba. – Anon.

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Snow