Quote by Will Durst
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. - Wil

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

Other quotes by Will Durst

Comedy is defiance. Its a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And its the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. – Will Durst

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Fear
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There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nations history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. – Will Durst

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Humor
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Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. – Will Durst

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car
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I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. – Barack Obama

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car

I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles. – Brock Yates

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car

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. – E. B. White

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car

White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white. – Kim Kardashian

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car

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I think its because its so different and it takes risks. Plus, its really smart humor. It gives the audience credit in terms of not needing to tell them when to laugh. I love that about the show. Theres no laugh track. – Sarah Chalke

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