Quote by Will Durst
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. - Wil

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

Other quotes by Will Durst

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nations history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. – Will Durst

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Humor
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Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. – Will Durst

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car
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Comedy is defiance. Its a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And its the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. – Will Durst

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Fear
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Other Quotes from
car
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It just seemed too weird to me. I dont know, maybe they were smoking a joint in the car downstairs from their parents apartment. I had to go that far to put together a scenario of how they could have possibly recognized me. – Marc Jacobs

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car

Growing up in the Midwest, people dont drive Porsches and Ferraris. They drive Fords and Chevys. And so even if you have the opportunity to buy a more expensive car, it doesnt occur to you because its not what you relate to. – Luke Perry

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car

Twenty years ago, I was living in a lovely cottage on the edge of Dartmoor but I couldnt afford to run a car. – Mary Wesley

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car

The alarm rings 4:45, again at 5, but I wake up 4:30 naturally. Shower, shave, orange juice, perk my own coffee, hear the news, and the CBS car arrives 5:30. – Charlie Rose

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car

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Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. – Author Unknown

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An original artist is unable to copy. So he has only to copy in order to be original. – Jean Cocteau

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I thought the divorce statistics would never apply to me. I was beyond heartbroken when they did. But I got up and got on with it. I also kept my belief in marriage. – Jennifer Garner

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When I go out into the countryside and see the sun and the green and everything flowering, I say to myself Yes indeed, all that belongs to me! – Henri Rousseau

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