Quote by Bill Maher
Suicide is mans way of telling God, You cant fire me - I quit. - B

Suicide is mans way of telling God, You cant fire me – I quit. – Bill Maher

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This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution. – Bill Maher

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I dont think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. Theres always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the order to execute might truly have been innocent. – Jesse Ventura

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Death is the sanction of everything the story-teller can tell. He has borrowed his authority from death. – Walter Benjamin

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The stroke of death is as a lovers pinch, which hurts and is desired. – William Shakespeare

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You will never find that life for which you are looking. When the gods created man they allotted to him death, but life they retained in their own keeping. – The Epic of Gilgamesh

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Education can counteract the natural tendency to do the wrong thing, but the inexorable succession of generations requires that the basis for this knowledge be constantly refreshed. – Garrett Hardin

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People from a planet without flowers would think we must be mad with joy the whole time to have such things about us. – Iris Murdoch, A Fairly Honourable Defeat

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