Men are only as loyal as their options. – Bill Maher
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. – Bill Maher

Men are only as loyal as their options. – Bill Maher
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. – Bill Maher
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I dont need. – Bill Maher
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? – Bill Maher
Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving ourselves unless we pay for food or gas, until finally we are so hungry, sleepless, smelly, constipated and beaten-down that we simply die of lack of will to live. – Jane Siberry