Quote by Bill Maher
Things arent right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you sho

Things arent right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? – Bill Maher

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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. – Bill Maher

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. – Bill Maher

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There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. – Jane Austen

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Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows. – Bill Copeland

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He is the happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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For me, already being part of a single parent household and knowing it was just me and my mom, youd would wake up times and hope that the next day youd be able to be alongside your mother because she was out trying to make sure that I was taken care of. But all I cared about was her being home. – LeBron James

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