Quote by Bill Maher
Things arent right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you sho

Things arent right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? – Bill Maher

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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. – Bill Maher

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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I dont need. – Bill Maher

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I believe my woman shouldnt work outside the home. – Oliver Reed

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Reading isnt good for a ballplayer. Not good for his eyes. If my eyes went bad even a little bit I couldnt hit home runs. So I gave up reading. – Babe Ruth

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Turn up the lights. I dont want to go home in the dark. – O. Henry

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I have enough music coming out of my kids bedrooms when Im at home. – Rod Stewart

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We chose more freedom instead of more government. We chose the principles of our founding to solve the challenges of our time. We chose a special man to lead us in a special time. We chose Mitt Romney to lead our nation. – Marco Rubio

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