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Lets face it God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to w

Lets face it God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? – Bill Maher

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The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I dont know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, Ive got one question: What color is the red phone? – Bill Maher

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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I dont need. – Bill Maher

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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. – Bill Maher

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God may be subtle, but he isnt plain mean. – Albert Einstein

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Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman. – Author Unknown

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One day I promised God that if he would give me my voice back I would never smoke again. I got three octaves back after quitting. – Mariah Carey

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