Quote by Larry David
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign count

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens. – Larry David

Other quotes by Larry David

Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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funny
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I couldnt be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. – Larry David

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War
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Change
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Its coming home to roost over the next 50 years or so. Its not just climate change its sheer space, places to grow food for this enormous horde. Either we limit our population growth or the natural world will do it for us, and the natural world is doing it for us right now. – David Attenborough

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Change

Polite and velvety leaders, who take care to avoid bruising others, are generally not as effective at forcing change. – Walter Isaacson

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Change

Happy he who learns to bear what he cannot change. – Friedrich Schiller

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Change

When you are through changing, you are through. – Bruce Barton

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Change

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Loneliness breaks the spirit. – Yiddish Proverb

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The civil rights movement was based on faith. Many of us who were participants in this movement saw our involvement as an extension of our faith. We saw ourselves doing the work of the Almighty. Segregation and racial discrimination were not in keeping with our faith, so we had to do something. – John Lewis

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