Quote by Larry David
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign count

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens. – Larry David

Other quotes by Larry David

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. – Larry David

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Women
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David

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Future
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I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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Birthday
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Change
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Fame changes a lot of things, but it cant change a lightbulb. – Gilda Radner

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Change

Until we totally change the way we elect our leaders, until we remove private money from public campaigns, lying will be the de facto method of governance in this country. – Peter Schuyler

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Change

Man can certainly flee from God… but he cannot escape him. He can certainly hate God and be hateful to God, but he cannot change into its opposite the eternal love of God which triumphs even in his hate. – Karl Barth

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It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better. – Ambrose Bierce

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There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. – Beverly Sills

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The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I dont like to have hot food for lunch. – Larry David

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The model of ownership, in a society organized round mass consumption, is addiction. – Christopher Lasch

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My father was an immigrant who literally walked across Europe to get out of Russia. He fought in World War I. He was wounded in action. My father was a great success even though he never had money. He was a very determined man, a great role model. – Arlen Specter

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Success