Quote by Larry David
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign count

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens. – Larry David

Other quotes by Larry David

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. – Larry David

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I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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I think were all good and bad, but goods not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. – Larry David

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Favor comes because for a brief moment in the great space of human change and progress some general human purpose finds in him a satisfactory embodiment. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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I was married to someone who wanted me to change. Become more adult, more responsible. I began not to like myself, not like what I do. I lost my identity. Everything began collapsing around me. – Marilyn Manson

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Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested interest in the chaos in which they exist. – Richard M. Nixon

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I cant just say one time of the year Im going to do something different. I have to commit to a lifestyle behavioral change and just try to be a little bit better today than I was yesterday. – Gabrielle Union

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