Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright Category: Fishing
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. – Zenna Schaffer Category: Fishing
[T]his planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish. – Leonidas Hubbard, Jr. Category: Fishing
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. – Walter Bagehot Category: Poverty
Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. – Author Unknown Category: Christmas
I dont have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody elses dog. – Ingrid Newkirk Category: Travel
