Quote by Erma Bombeck
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as par

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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I received my undergraduate degree in engineering in 1939 and a Master of Science degree in mathematical physics in 1941 at Steven Institute of Technology. – Frederick Reines

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Each year India and China produce four million graduates compared with just over 250,000 in Britain. – Gordon Brown

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It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised Id become an actor. – James Darcy

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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class. – Al McGuire

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