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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as par

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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