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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as par

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. – Theodore Roosevelt

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One of the most difficult speeches to prepare is an address to a graduation class, which is why I dont often do them. – Jerry Moran

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One half who graduate from college never read another book. – G. M. Trevelyan

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Yale places great stress on undergraduate and graduate teaching. I like teaching, and I do a lot of it. – James Tobin

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