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Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make su

Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. – Joe Rogan

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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Sports
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P. J. ORourke

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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If youre interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. – Dave Chappelle

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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. – Warren Buffett

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I mean, I – its so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. Ive been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out. – Lena Dunham

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War is not an independent phenomenon, but the continuation of politics by different means. – Karl Von Clausewitz

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Standing, as I believe the United States stands for humanity and civilization, we should exercise every influence of our great country to put a stop to that war which is now raging in Cuba and give to that island once more peace, liberty, and independence. – Henry Cabot Lodge

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I used to say, Man, I think Id be a really good dad. Ill be a great provider. Im funny Ill go on trips with them – Ill do all sorts of stuff. But the momming? Im not made for that. I have a really good mom I know what she put into it. – Elizabeth Gilbert

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What the eye does not admire the heart does not desire. – Proverb

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