It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen