He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain