He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain
If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. – Mark Twain