He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain