Mark Twain's Quote - He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspi

Quote by Mark Twain

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspi

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain

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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. – Mark Twain

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I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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A constant smirk upon the face, and a whiffing activity of the body, are strong indications of futility. – Lord Chesterfield

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It is the superfluous things for which men sweat. – Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

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No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be: am an attendant lord, one that will do to swell a progress, start a scene or two, advise the prince. – TS (Thomas Stearns) Eliot

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Life is indeed darkness save when there is urge, and all urge is blind save when there is knowledge, and all knowledge is vain save when there is work, and all work is empty save when there is love. – Kahlil Gibran

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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions. – Jonathan Swift

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The time to relax is when you dont have time for it. – Sydney J. Harris

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A boys story is the best that is ever told. – Charles Dickens

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The serial number of a human specimen is the face, that accidental and unrepeatable combination of features. It reflects neither character nor soul, nor what we call the self. The face is only the serial number of a specimen. – Milan Kundera

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