He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another mans, I mean. – Mark Twain
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain