He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain