Quote by Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspi

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain

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The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain

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It is the superfluous things for which men sweat. – Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

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No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be: am an attendant lord, one that will do to swell a progress, start a scene or two, advise the prince. – TS (Thomas Stearns) Eliot

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A constant smirk upon the face, and a whiffing activity of the body, are strong indications of futility. – Lord Chesterfield

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Life is indeed darkness save when there is urge, and all urge is blind save when there is knowledge, and all knowledge is vain save when there is work, and all work is empty save when there is love. – Kahlil Gibran

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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. – Enid Bagnold

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Media, the plural of mediocrity. – Jimmy Breslin

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To put down an ideogram of a table so that people will recognize it as a table is not the work of a painter, but to sense it for a moment as a magic carpet with a leg hanging down at each corner is the beginning of a painters imagination. – Frank Auerbach

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Ive never been interested in action movies. Definitely not interested in sci-fi. – Carrie-Anne Moss

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