He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain
Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed. – Mark Twain