Mark Twain's Quote - He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspi

Quote by Mark Twain

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspi

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain

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Why shouldnt truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. – Mark Twain

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I can live for two months on a good compliment. – Mark Twain

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A constant smirk upon the face, and a whiffing activity of the body, are strong indications of futility. – Lord Chesterfield

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It is the superfluous things for which men sweat. – Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

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No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be: am an attendant lord, one that will do to swell a progress, start a scene or two, advise the prince. – TS (Thomas Stearns) Eliot

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Life is indeed darkness save when there is urge, and all urge is blind save when there is knowledge, and all knowledge is vain save when there is work, and all work is empty save when there is love. – Kahlil Gibran

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Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age. – H.L. Mencken

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You can buy a box of low-fat macaroni and cheese made with powdered nonsense. Im not worried if Im using four different cheeses and its high in fat. Its real food. Thats whats more important. – Tom Colicchio

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A lost election can have the jolt of a drop through the gallows door, leading to a dark night of the soul in which the future presses down like a cloud that will never lift. – James Wolcott

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We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect. – Ambrose Bierce, Epigrams

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