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Quote by Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake th

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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