Quote by Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake th

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique. – Anon.

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Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained. – Marie Curie

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There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your hearts desire. The other is to gain it. – George Bernard Shaw

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Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. – Bill Gates

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He is neither a strategist nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general. Other than that hes a great military man. – Norman Schwarzkopf

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I married a pretty famous girl, and when we drive through town theres usually a car following us, when I walk out of my front door in Chelsea theres six guys waiting for me. – Kevin Pietersen

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