Quote by Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake th

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Morning
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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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Money
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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Life is never easy for those who dream. – Robert James Waller

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I love those who yearn for the impossible. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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When I chased after money, I never had enough. When I got my life on purpose and focused on giving of myself and everything that arrived into my life, then I was prosperous. – Wayne Dyer

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Life

To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as ones own in the midst of abundance. – Buddha

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Life

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I can play punk rock, and I love playing punk rock, but I was into every other style of music before I played punk rock. – Travis Barker

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