I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck
Americans need never fear their government because of the advantage of being armed, which the Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation. – Gouverneur Morris
My mom would be leaving the house and shed say, Dont you pull out all of the old dresses in the attic and put on a show again! And the door would close, and thats exactly what Id do. The show was calling me! – Michael Patrick King
