Interchangeable parts don’t, leakproof seals aren’t, and self-starters won’t. – Author Unknown Category: How True!
Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function. – Richard Turner (1937–2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” fr Category: How True!
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry Category: How True!
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. – Sam Ewing Category: How True!
They say genes skip generations. Maybe that’s why grandparents find their grandchildren so likeable. – Joan McIntosh Category: Grandparents
We read Robert Brownings poetry. Here we needed no guidance from the professor: the poems themselves were enough. – Carl Sandburg Category: Poetry
The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years. – Rupert Murdoch Category: Internet
