Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function. – Richard Turner (1937–2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” fr
I dont think, generally speaking, people become writers because they were the really good, really cool, attractive kid in class. Ill be honest. This is our revenge for people who were much better looking and more popular than us. I was a bit like that, I suppose. – Steven Moffat