If you would read a mans Disposition, see him Game, you will then learn more of him in one hour, than in seven Years Conversation… – Richard Lingard, A Letter of Advice To A Young Gentleman Leaving the University,
Everybody thinks Im at deaths door, but Im not. Theres nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie! – Bobby Darin
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers
