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In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go stra

In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. – Author Unknown

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The better the gambler, the worse the man. – Publilius Syrus

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Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face. – VPPappy

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A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope. – William Bolitho

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No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner. – Thomas Robert Dewar

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