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In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go stra

In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. – Author Unknown

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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. – Will Rogers

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The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil. – Heywood Broun

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A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. – Author Unknown

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Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money. – Author Unknown

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