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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

It is in the heart that the values lie. I wish I could make him understand that a loving heart is riches, and riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. – Mark Twain

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Heart
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Mark Twain
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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

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Food
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Mark Twain
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To my customer:
I may not have the answer, but Ill find it.
I may not have the time, but Ill make it.
I may not be the biggest, but Ill be the most committed to your success. – Anon.

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Customer Service / Sales

Every companys greatest assets are its customers, because without customers there is no company. – Michael Leboeuf

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Customer Service / Sales

Doing a great job and not meeting the customers objectives is as useless as doing a poor job within the customers objectives. – Thomas Faranda

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Customer Service / Sales

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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldnt tell a joke to save my life. – Seann William Scott

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funny

The sum and substance of female education in America, as in England, is training women to consider marriage as the sole object in life, and to pretend that they do not think so. – Harriet Martineau

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Marriage

Teaism is a cult founded on the adoration of the beautiful among the sordid facts of everyday existence…. It is essentially a worship of the Imperfect, as it is a tender attempt to accomplish something possible in this impossible thing we know as life. – Okakura Kakuzō

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Tea

A show of envy is an insult to oneself. – Yevgeny Alexandrovich Yevtushenko

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Broken Hearts