Sacred cows make the best hamburger. – Mark Twain
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another mans, I mean. – Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. – Mark Twain
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another mans, I mean. – Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain