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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain

Category:
Insects
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Mark Twain
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If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who would escape? No, it is better to be generous, and in the end more profitable, for it gains gratitude for us, and love. – Mark Twain

Category:
Kindness
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Mark Twain
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Be it furniture, clothes, or health care, many industries today are marketing nothing more than commodities — no more, no less. What will make the difference in the long run is the care and feeding of customers. – Micheal Mescon

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Customer Service / Sales

Motivate them, train them, care about them and make winners out of them…we know that if we treat our employees correctly, theyll treat the customers right. And if customers are treated right, theyll come back. – J. Marriot Jr.

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Customer Service / Sales

Random Quotes

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. – Ernest Hemingway (Thanks, Schanna)

Category:
Curmudgeonesque

Trust not yourself, but your defects to know, make use of every friend and every foe. – Alexander Pope

Category:
Trust

I always felt that a marriage works best at a farm… where youre together and everybody has clear-cut roles they have chores, you take care of this and you know. But its hard. – Ethan Hawke

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Marriage

In order to get beyond racism, we must first take account of race. There is no other way. And in order to treat some persons equally, we must treat them differently. – Harry A. Blackmun

Category:
Equality