Sacred cows make the best hamburger. – Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. – Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain
You cant depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain