Sacred cows make the best hamburger. – Mark Twain
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. – Mark Twain
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
My dad was the manager at the 45,000-acre ranch, but he owned his own 1,200-acre ranch, and I owned four cattle that he gave to me when I graduated from grammar school, from the eighth grade. And those cows multiplied, and he kept track of them for years for me. And that was my herd. – Dave Brubeck