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No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live. – Mark Twain

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Ridicule
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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Humor
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain

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God
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In time it will become clear to everyone that support for the policies of pre-emptive war and interventionist nation-building will have much greater significance than the removal of Saddam Hussein itself. – Ron Paul

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We didnt lose the game we just ran out of time. – Vince Lombardi

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Its the same each time with progress. First they ignore you, then they say youre mad, then dangerous, then theres a pause and then you cant find anyone who disagrees with you. – Tony Benn

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Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire. – Jorge Luis Borges

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Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information. – Peter Ustinov

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There is something sinister, something quite biographical about what I do – but that part is for me. Its my personal business. I think there is a lot of romance, melancholy. Theres a sadness to it, but theres romance in sadness. I suppose I am a very melancholy person. – Alexander McQueen

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Its a good thing we dont get all the government we pay for. – Will Rogers

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