Quote by Mark Twain
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Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

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It is in the heart that the values lie. I wish I could make him understand that a loving heart is riches, and riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. – Mark Twain

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Some people think that the truth can be hidden with a little cover-up and decoration. But as time goes by, what is true is revealed, and what is fake fades away. – Ismail Haniyeh

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Time is that stuff between paydays. – Leo Ochs

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Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce

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