Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain

Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain