Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain

Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. – Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain