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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. – Mark Twain

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Religion
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It isnt safe to sit in judgment upon another persons illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet. – Mark Twain

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Illusion
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A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain

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Banks / Banking
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Time is a sort of river of passing events, and strong is its current no sooner is a thing brought to sight than it is swept by and another takes its place, and this too will be swept away. – Marcus Aurelius

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For a long time I was scared Id find out I was like my mother. – Marilyn Monroe

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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers

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I went to my sons graduation this weekend, and I heard a great quote Ive never heard before from Albert Einstein. It was that the greatest danger to the world is not the bad people but its the good people who dont speak out. – Hamilton Jordan

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