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Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your edito

Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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Its no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. – Mark Twain

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