Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain

Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
What a wee little part of a persons life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain