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Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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Why shouldnt truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. – Mark Twain

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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain

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When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass! – Bobby Knight

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We always live in an uncertain world. What is certain is that the United States will go forward over time. – Warren Buffett

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I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadnt earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast. – Charlie Sheen

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Now Im fighting cancer, everybody knows that. People ask me all the time about how you go through your life and hows your day, and nothing is changed for me. – Jim Valvano

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Life is wasted on the living. – Douglas Adams

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He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. – Fred A. Allen

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The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said hed like to help, but hes pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army. – Conan OBrien

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We are the greatest power in the world. If we behave like it. – Walt W. Rostow

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