Quote by Mark Twain
Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your edito

Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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What a wee little part of a persons life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. – Mark Twain

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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Really big people are, above everything else, courteous, considerate and generous – not just to some people in some circumstances – but to everyone all the time. – Thomas J. Watson

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Eternity! thou pleasing, dreadful thought. – Joseph Addison

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If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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When we are sure that we are on the right road there is no need to plan our journey too far ahead. No need to burden ourselves with doubts and fears as to the obstacles that may bar our progress. We cannot take more than one step at a time. – Orison Swett Marden

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I learn something not because I have to, but because I really want to. Thats the same view I have for performing. Im performing because I really want to, not because I have to bring bread back home. – Yo-Yo Ma

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Theres a lot about the character. It doesnt always happen, but there are some characters you really create a relationship with, almost as if they were your friend. And you never get into their heads again or think like them. – Salma Hayek

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If you want happiness for an hour — take a nap. If you want happiness for a day — go fishing. If you want happiness for a month — get married. If you want happiness for a year — inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime — help someone else. – Chinese Proverb

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