Quote by Mark Twain
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Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. – Mark Twain

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Humans are amphibians – half spirit and half animal. As spirits they belong to the eternal world, but as animals they inhabit time. – C. S. Lewis

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One always has time enough, if one will apply it well. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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Im being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly. – Mason Cooley

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What is history but a fable agreed upon? – Napoleon Bonaparte

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There are, in truth, no specialties in medicine, since to know fully many of the most important diseases a man must be familiar with their manifestations in many organs. – William Osler

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