Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them. – Mark Twain
Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
Against Him those women sin who torment their skin with potions, stain their cheeks with rouge and extend the line of their eyes with black coloring. Doubtless they are dissatisfied with God’s plastic skill. In their own persons they convict and censure the Artificer of all things. – Tertullian