Quote by Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enj

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

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No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live. – Mark Twain

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. – Bertrand Russell

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And your very flesh shall be a great poem. – Walt Whitman

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