My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work. – Mark Twain