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Quote by Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enj

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. Its like feeding a dog on his own tail. It wont fatten the dog. – Mark Twain

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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Life is not an easy matter… You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness, above all kinds of perfidy and baseness. – Leon Trotsky

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Its wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. – Dan Quayle

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There is a great discovery still to be made in literature, that of paying literary men by the quantity they do not write. – Thomas Carlyle

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