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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldnt argue with one. Id put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. – Casey Stengel

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Women
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits. – Casey Stengel

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Art
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My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadnt gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. – Ian Hislop

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Theres always something funny about men chasing women. – David Spade

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Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies – and it is free, and it is fast. – Nicholson Baker

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Theres something dangerous about whats funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary. – Christopher Walken

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The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. – John Perry Barlow

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The cult of individuality and personality, which promotes painters and poets only to promote itself, is really a business. The greater the genius of the personage, the greater the profit. – George Grosz

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I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances. – Lee Trevino

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Sports is a metaphor for overcoming obstacles and achieving against great odds. Athletes, in times of difficulty, can be important role models. – Bill Bradley

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