Quote by Casey Stengel
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your heigh

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldnt argue with one. Id put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. – Casey Stengel

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

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I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was. – John Badham

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I want to be in Funny Girl. And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it. – Lea Michele

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I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life. – Lalu Prasad Yadav

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The very first things that I did, even in theater, were bad guys. They are meaty roles for the most part. With the bad guy you have more freedom to experiment and go further out than with a good guy. – Benicio Del Toro

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People have accused me of being in favor of globalization. This is equivalent to accusing me of being in favor of the sun rising in the morning. – Clare Short

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