Quote by Casey Stengel
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

Other quotes by Casey Stengel

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. Whats funny about that? – Casey Stengel

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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story. – Casey Stengel

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good
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A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford

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Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

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Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. – Elisha Cuthbert

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Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking Can women be funny? People still ask that. Its like asking: Can women breathe in and out? – Julie Walters

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