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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldnt argue with one. Id put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. – Casey Stengel

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Women
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits. – Casey Stengel

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Art
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I dont think, Gee, Id like to dress this person. There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship. – Marc Jacobs

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Actually I never did stand up. Im not that funny. – Maynard James Keenan

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Im sorry, if you were right, Id agree with you. – Robin Williams

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Its funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. – Jason Reitman

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True love is quiescent, except in the nascent moments of true humility. – Bryant H. McGill

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Our situation today shows that beauty demands for itself at least as much courage and decision as do truth and goodness, and she will not allow herself to be separated and banned from her two sisters without taking them along with herself in an act of mysterious vengeance. – Hans Urs von Balthasar

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In my opinion, no single design is apt to be optimal for everyone. – Donald Norman

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This is the patent age of new inventions for killing bodies, and for saving souls. All propagated with the best intentions. – Lord Byron

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