The trouble with women umpires is that I couldnt argue with one. Id put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. – Casey Stengel
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. Whats funny about that? – Casey Stengel
You gotta lose em some of the time. When you do, lose em right. – Casey Stengel
Most ball games are lost, not won. – Casey Stengel
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living. – Casey Stengel
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. – Casey Stengel
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits. – Casey Stengel
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story. – Casey Stengel
Never make predictions, especially about the future. – Casey Stengel
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits. – Casey Stengel
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you? – Casey Stengel
The trick is growing up without growing old. – Casey Stengel
