Quote by Casey Stengel
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and famil

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. Whats funny about that? – Casey Stengel

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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you? – Casey Stengel

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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldnt argue with one. Id put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. – Casey Stengel

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I really appreciate family. I really cant imagine life without them! – Ice Cube

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I grew up in a very old-fashioned Roman Catholic, Italian-Irish family in Philly. – Bradley Cooper

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Most Evangelicals claim to be politically non-partisan, and say they only identify with the Republican Party because the Republicans are committed to family values. – Tony Campolo

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It is the deed that teaches, not the name we give it. Murder and capital punishment are not opposites that cancel one another, but similars that breed their kind. – George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists

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