Mitch Hedberg's Quote - Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand

Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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