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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand

Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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I will always listen to my coaches. But first I listen to my body. If what they tell me suits my body, great. If my body doesnt feel good with what they say, then always my body comes first. – Haile Gebrselassie

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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. – Daniel J. Boorstin

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They that apply themselves to trifling matters commonly become incapable of great ones. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Working hard is great, being lazy sometimes is great, but failed potential is the worst. – Campbell Scott

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The important thing is not to stop questioning. – Albert Einstein

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I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. – Charles V

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