Mitch Hedberg's Quote - Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand

Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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I exhort you also to take part in the great combat, which is the combat of life, and greater than every other earthly conflict. – Plato

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Many great actions are committed in small struggles. – Victor Hugo

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Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion. – Martha Graham

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