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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand

Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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It makes no difference how deeply seated may be the trouble, how hopeless the outlook how muddled the tangle, how great the mistake. A sufficient realization of love will dissolve it all. – Emmet Fox

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I believe the first test of a truly great man is in his humility. – John Ruskin

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All great achievements require time. – Maya Angelou

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The desire for safety stands against every great and noble enterprise. – Tacitus

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I try to act out of faith. – Marian Wright Edelman

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