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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand

Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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