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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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