Mitch Hedberg's Quote - Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand

Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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