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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mit

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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Dreams
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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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amazing
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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. – Don Rickles

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The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I dont really think about it as a regular person. – Liev Schreiber

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In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. Theyre short, theyre intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. – Caroline Kennedy

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I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life. – Lalu Prasad Yadav

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The primary factor is proportions. – Arne Jacobsen

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Its human nature to gripe, but Im going ahead and doing the best I can. – Elvis Presley

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Why are not more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books are not in everybodys reach; and though it is better to know them thoroughly than to know them only here and there, yet it is a good work to give a little to those who have not the time nor means to get more. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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In football you always get judged on your last game. Whoever you are, or how amazing you are, its the last game that everyone has seen. – Thierry Henry

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