Mitch Hedberg's Quote - My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mit

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mit

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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