Mitch Hedberg's Quote - My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mit

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mit

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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