Mitch Hedberg's Quote - My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mit

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mit

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names. – Shigeru Miyamoto

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Back in the 70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was The Bad News Bears, and that was a kids movie, but I dont think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. – Jack Black

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Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. Its a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine. – Evan Davis

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Never leave it till its done.
Be the labor great or small.
Do it well or not at all. – Anon.

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In real life, it is the hare who wins. Every time. Look around you. And in any case it is my contention that Aesop was writing for the tortoise market. Hares have no time to read. They are too busy winning the game. – Anita Brookner

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First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they dont come, I choose the ones that pay the rent. – Michael Caine

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You see, that is it with music, you never stop learning. – Dennis Brown

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