Mitch Hedberg's Quote - My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mit

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mit

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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And the funny thing is, Ive always been an optimist – its practically a congenital disorder with me. – Molly Ivins

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