Mitch Hedberg's Quote - My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mit

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mit

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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Everybodys funny in different ways. – Colin Quinn

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Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. – Rowan Atkinson

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