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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mit

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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At the end of the day its got to be a good movie, its got to be a funny movie, and its got to make people think, Hey, I couldnt have spent my time any better. – Tom Hanks

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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. – Richard Lewis

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funny

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand

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Being an author is having angels whisper in your ear — and devils, too. – Terri Guillemets

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