Mitch Hedberg's Quote - My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mit

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mit

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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