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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mit

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Theres always an article coming out, saying, The new thing is funny women! – Lena Dunham

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A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. – Jennifer Lopez

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Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course thats where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. – Julia Sweeney

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I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. – Julie Walters

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