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Quote by Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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funny
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

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Other Quotes from
Humor
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And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit. – Bobby Knight

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Humor

The polls indicated that I was feisty, that I was tough, that I had a sense of humor, but they werent quite sure if they liked me and they didnt know whether or not that I was sensitive. – Geraldine Ferraro

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Humor

All my jobs have been with food in one way or another since 1948. My parents were in the hotel business, and I just loved the warm hearted people who worked so hard with such good humor. – Graham Kerr

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Humor

I certainly didnt say while writing Gossip Girl, Oh this is going to be big! It was really like, Oh god, everyones gong to hate these people! Theyre so bratty! But I actually think what is so appealing about them is the humor in them. – Cecily von Ziegesar

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The definition of marriage cannot be disputed. Its right there in black and white and its been the same since the start of Wikipedia. – Jesse Tyler Ferguson

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Pornography is the instruction. Rape is the practice, battered women are the practice, and battered children are the practice. – Gloria Steinem

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We are by nature observers, and thereby learners. That is our permanent state. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Luck seeks those who flee and flees those who seek it. – Proverb

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