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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. – Robert Orben

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Graduation
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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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funny
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. – Robert Orben

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History
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Humor
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The script was just the best Id read in a long time and I love the humor, which I wasnt expecting, and I like the fact that my six year old daughter can see the show without being, you know, protected from it. – Stephen Collins

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Humor

One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. – Chinese Proverb

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Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but theyre uncomfortable laughs. – John Ratzenberger

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Dali had a good sense of humor – obviously you could tell just looking at him he was funny. – Joe Grant

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He who is the author of a war lets loose the whole contagion of hell and opens a vein that bleeds a nation to death. – Thomas Paine

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My dream is to live a good life and be loving, be close to God and be a good human being and bring peace to people. – Ziggy Marley

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At a certain point, I just put the building and the art impulse together. I decided that building was a legitimate way to make sculpture. – Martin Puryear

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Thwackum was for doing justice, and leaving mercy to Heaven. – Henry Fielding

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