Quote by Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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M*A*S*H offered real characters and everybody identified with them because they had such soul. The humor was intelligent and it always assumed that you had an intellect. – Loretta Swit

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If I have not seen as far as others, it is because there were giants standing on my shoulders. – Harold Abelson

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I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down. – Zac Efron

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A lot of stars dont have a sense of humor. – Kathy Griffin

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