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Quote by Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben

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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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funny
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

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Other Quotes from
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For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation. – James Boswell

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If golf wasnt enjoyable and there wasnt a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it. – Ray Romano

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But because it was able to balance that kind of humor with a sweet story and characters you really rooted for and also got across the girls point of view, Ive heard nothing but great things from younger and older females as well. – Jason Biggs

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Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who weve done on the show, like it. – Matt Stone

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It seems to me that any full grown, mature adult would have a desire to be responsible, to help where he can in a world that needs so very much, that threatens us so very much. – Norman Lear

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Womens Lib? Oh, Im afraid it doesnt interest me one bit. Ive been so liberated it hurts. – Lucille Ball

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