Quote by Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker t

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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funny
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. – Theodore Roosevelt

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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson

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I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known. – Author Unknown

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Graduation

Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class. – Al McGuire

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