Quote by Groucho Marx
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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No doubt most of you think biography dull reading. You would much rather sit down with a good story. But have you ever thought what a story is? It is nothing but a bit of make-believe biography. – Burton E. Stevenson, A Guide to Biography for Young Readers: American — Me

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The struggle of literature is in fact a struggle to escape from the confines of language; it stretches out from the utmost limits of what can be said; what stirs literature is the call and attraction of what is not in the dictionary. – Italo Calvino

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