Quote by Groucho Marx
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. – Charles W. Eliot

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When politicians and politically minded people pay too much attention to literature, it is a bad sign — a bad sign mostly for literature. But it is also a bad sign when they dont want to hear the word mentioned. – Italo Calvino

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A blessed companion is a book, — a book that, fitly chosen, is a lifelong friend,… a book that, at a touch, pours its heart into our own. – Douglas Jerrold

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Bread of flour is good; but there is bread, sweet as honey, if we would eat it, in a good book. – John Ruskin

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As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your childrens feelings, but Im making up for that now. Im winning my childrens trust back. – Maurice Gibb

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