I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx
Catalogues of imaginary libraries are an obscure but fruitful area of collecting. The tradition of imaginary books, which exist only within other books, goes back at least to Rabelais, who invented a list of book titles for the Abbey of Saint-Victor in Gargantua and Pantagruel (c.1532). – Emi Hastings, “Catalogues of Imaginary Libraries,” 2014