Quote by Groucho Marx
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Medical
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Other Quotes from
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This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. – Elbert Hubbard

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Books

Books can be dangerous. The best ones should be labeled “This could change your life.” – Helen Exley

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Books

Most books, like their authors, are born to die; of only a few books can it be said that death hath no dominion over them; they live, and their influence lives forever. – J. Swartz

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Books

Reading — the best state yet to keep absolute loneliness at bay. – William Styron

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I have learned in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content. Philippians 4:11 – Bible

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Contentment

In some mysterious way woods have never seemed to me to be static things. In physical terms, I move through them; yet in metaphysical ones, they seem to move through me. – John Fowles

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Nature

The plural of anecdote is data. – Raymond Wolfinger

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Statistics

The best throw of the dice is to throw them away. – English Proverb