Quote by Groucho Marx
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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