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Quote by Groucho Marx
Im not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the n

Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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There are now over 5,000 medical physicists in the U.S more than 50 times the number in 1958. – John Cameron

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Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Although awareness of cancers prevalence in the United States improves and medical advances in the field abound, pancreatic cancer has largely been absent from the list of major success stories. – Chris Van Hollen

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The whole story of the comfort women, the system of forced sexual slavery, the medical experiments of Unit 731, is not something that is in the US psyche. That is changing because many books are coming out. – Iris Chang

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Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you. – Elbert Hubbard

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