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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Groucho Marx
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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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good
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Groucho Marx
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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Because I am not formally trained in the medical sciences, I can bring in new ideas to AIDS research and the cross-fertilization of ideas from different fields could be a valuable contribution to finding the cure for AIDS. – Philip Emeagwali

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Medical

Today, all patients accepted for treatment at St. Judes are treated without regard for the familys ability to pay. Everything beyond what is covered by insurance is taken care of, and for those without insurance, all of the medical costs are absorbed by the hospital. – Marlo Thomas

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Medical

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. – Giorgio Baglivi

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Medical

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. – Ben Hecht, Miracle of the Fifteen Murderers

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Medical

Random Quotes

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. – Aneurin Bevan

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Decisions

The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us to become our best while looking our worst. – Marge Kennedy

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Family

Truth has rough flavours if we bite it through. – George Eliot

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Truth

“My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or shed make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at age 19, I was 58″” and weighed 165 pounds.” – Carol Alt

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mom