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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Books
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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No doctor is better than three. – German Proverb

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Charge forward with hope and get the best medical advice you can. Talk to your friends, neighbors, family, and together you attack it. We cant always control what happens to us, but we can always control how we react to it. – Robert Urich

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There are the medical dangers of football in general caused by head trauma over repetitive hits. – H. G. Bissinger

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The real evidence for Jesus and Christianity is in how Jesus and the Christianity based on him manifest themselves in the lives of practicing Christians. – Lionel Blue

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Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? is not this also a return? – Epictetus

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This is the place where anybody – like an African American kid raised by a single mom – can be president. – Jennifer M. Granholm

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The Artist is he who detects and applies the law from observation of the works of Genius, whether of man or Nature. The Artisan is he who merely applies the rules which others have detected. – Henry David Thoreau

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