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Quote by Groucho Marx
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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Procedures outside the stadiums and in the parking areas still need to be optimized, for example so that emergency medical services can leave the grounds on their way to the hospital faster. – Otto Schily

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The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. – Wilfrid G. Oakley

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Modern medical advances have helped millions of people live longer, healthier lives. We owe these improvements to decades of investment in medical research. – Ike Skelton

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Many people have their reputations as reporters and analysts because they are on television, batting around conventional wisdom. A lot of these people have never reported a story. – Bob Woodward

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[A] smile is hovering about her lips, as if some playful speech were awaiting the right hearer. – George Eliot, “Another Love-Scene,” The Mill on the Floss, 1860

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