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Quote by Groucho Marx

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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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All people are born alike â€” except Republicans and Democrats. – Groucho Marx

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Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. – Ovid

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The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. – Norman Cousins

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Medical physicists work in cooperation with doctors. A few medical physicists devote their time to research and teaching. A few get involved with administrative duties. – John Cameron

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I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld

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A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service. – Harry Mahtar

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Nature always strikes back. It takes all the running we can do to remain in the same place. – Rene Dubos, Medical Utopias, 1961

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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