Groucho Marx's Quote - Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the n

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Women should be obscene and not heard. – Groucho Marx

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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

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Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. – Author unknown

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If we can reduce the cost and improve the quality of medical technology through advances in nanotechnology, we can more widely address the medical conditions that are prevalent and reduce the level of human suffering. – Ralph Merkle

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One doctor makes work for another. – English Proverb

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They dont like thinking in medical school. They memorize – thats all they want you to do. You must not think. – John Backus

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