Groucho Marx's Quote - Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the n

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. – Groucho Marx

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. – William Withey Gull

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And of course, identifying all human genes and proteins will have great medical significance. – Daniel Nathans

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Kennedy lied and lied about his health while he was alive, even using his fathers influence to get into the Navy without ever taking a medical examination. – Richard Reeves

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