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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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It has been suggested at various times that I should start an operation in the United Kingdom but – bearing in mind my age and medical history – I think this would be not a very sensible way to go forward. – Martin Fleischmann

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Id like to think Helen very much understood what it was to be disadvantaged in the medical field. And that that was something that she never let dictate her choices. – Mary Stuart Masterson

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We need to bridge the gap between the medical libraries and the hospital rooms take the information out there already, add to it, focus it, harness it – and bring it to the patient who was just diagnosed today. – Bruce Vento

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Even top caliber hospitals cannot escape medical mistakes that sometimes result in irreparable damage to patients. – Carl Levin

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To reach something good it is very useful to have gone astray, and thus acquire experience. – Saint Teresa of Avila

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