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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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