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Im not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the n

Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. – Roul Turley

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Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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