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Quote by Groucho Marx
Im not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the n

Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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good
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Groucho Marx
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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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Money
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Medical
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I dont think theres any independent cartoonist whose stuff I dont like or respect in at least some way or another. Were all marginal laborers – were practically medical oddities – so I dont see why we cant all be nice to each other. – Chris Ware

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Medical

As a player, I was fortunate to work with coaching and medical staffs that underscored the importance of utilizing injury prevention exercises, which contributed to my healthy and long playing career. – Cobi Jones

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Medical

I am a military police officer and I have served on two deployments my first was to Iraq, in a medical unit, and my second deployment was to Kuwait, as a military police platoon leader. – Tulsi Gabbard

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Idiopathic and idiotic have common stem. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Mental communication without verbalization… all space is made up of waves and we are constantly sending and receiving messages from our brain. – Tina Louise

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communication

These are days when no one should rely unduly on his competence. Strength lies in improvisation. All the decisive blows are struck left-handed. – Walter Benjamin

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Apathy

The only way to avoid being unhappy is to close yourself up in Art and to count for nothing all the rest. – Gustave Flaubert

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I suffered evils, but without allowing them to rob me of the freedom to expand. – Gordon Parks

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