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Im not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the n

Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Thats the thing. in medicine, youre used to saying theres a problem within the person, and saying theres a problem within the culture, thats not a medical answer. Medicine has to look in one direction, so theres only one type of answer that they can find. – Chester Brown

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Theres a lot of interest from the medical community on how things develop in microgravity, and the hope, later, that is expected to apply to what the changes are in humans as well. – Linda M. Godwin

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There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. – Henri Amiel

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If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. – Socrates

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Just because something doesnt do what you planned it to do doesnt mean its useless. – Thomas A. Edison

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