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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Groucho Marx
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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A physicians physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a clerics divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. – Samuel Butler

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I dont believe medical discoveries are doing much to advance human life. As fast as we create ways to extend it we are inventing ways to shorten it. – Christiaan Barnard

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Medicine is the one place where all the show is stripped off the human drama. You, as doctors, will be in a position to see the human race stark naked — not only physically, but mentally and morally as well. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield

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To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift. – Steve Prefontaine

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No man is good enough to govern another man without the others consent. – Abraham Lincoln

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Those wholl play with cats must expect to be scratched. – Miguel de Cervantes

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