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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Only medical hypnosis is capable of opening up amnesia. – Betty Hill

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Because of my medical and ideological training, I am accustomed to saying that life is adaptation and symbiosis. – Tabare Vazquez

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We cannot sacrifice innocent human life now for vague and exaggerated promises of medical treatments thirty of forty years from now. There are ways to pursue this technology and respect life at the same time. – Ernest Istook

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Treat the patient, not the Xray. – James M. Hunter

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