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Im not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the n

Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. – Alonzo Clark

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The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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In the Radiation Laboratory we count it a privilege to do everything we can to assist our medical colleagues in the application of these new tools to the problems of human suffering. – Ernest Lawrence

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Was this an old disease, and, if so, which one? If it was new, what did that say about the state of medical knowledge? And in any case, how could physicians make sense of it? – Peter Lewis Allen

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Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car. – Jared Padalecki

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