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Im not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the n

Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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good
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Groucho Marx
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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It is false to suggest that medical breakthroughs come only through government research. – Roger Wicker

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Thats the thing. in medicine, youre used to saying theres a problem within the person, and saying theres a problem within the culture, thats not a medical answer. Medicine has to look in one direction, so theres only one type of answer that they can find. – Chester Brown

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Even top caliber hospitals cannot escape medical mistakes that sometimes result in irreparable damage to patients. – Carl Levin

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If we dont change, millions of American families are just one medical emergency, or one layoff, away from financial disaster and bankruptcy. – Jim Cooper

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Include me out. – Samuel Goldwyn

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