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Im not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the n

Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. – Grey E. Livingston, 2004

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Its interesting when people make comments about celebrities weight gain or lack of weight gain as if theyre a medical professional thats treating that celebrity. Like, This doctor does not treat Jessica Simpson, but thinks her weight is unhealthy. If you dont treat her, then how do you know? – Busy Philipps

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I completed medical school at Loma Linda University School of Medicine in 1984. – Samuel Wilson

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Every disease is a physician. – Irish Proverb

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Working hard and working smart sometimes can be two different things. – Byron Dorgan

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When I turned 30, due to my fathers heart history and my family genetics, I vowed to start seeing a cardiologist every year and just really be proactive and take my own heart health into my own hands. – Jennie Garth

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