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Quote by Groucho Marx
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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe that we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra. – Terri Guillemets, “Getting by with a little help,” 1998

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Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. – Norman Cousins

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Medical

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. – Arabic proverb

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Medical

I was always shocked when I went to the doctors office and they did my X-ray and didnt find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green. – Nicolas Cage

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Weve turned into a whining society. – Billy Corgan

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