I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny. – Larry David
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I couldnt be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. – Larry David
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