Quote by Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really g

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David

Other quotes by Larry David

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so its the best of both worlds. Theres a lot to be said for it. – Larry David

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mom
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There are times when Im driving home after a days shooting, thinking to myself, That scene wouldve been so much better if I had written it out. – Larry David

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Home
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Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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funny
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Future
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I have great expectations for the future, because the past was highly overrated. – Sylvester Stallone

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Future

We are all afraid for our confidence, for the future, for the world. That is the nature of the human imagination. Yet every man, every civilization, has gone forward because of its engagement with what it has set itself to do. – Jacob Bronowski

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Future

I think that in the future, clocks wont say three oclock anymore. Theyll just get right to the point and rename three oclock Pepsi. – Doug Coupland

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Future

Reactionary: a man walking backwards with his face to the future. – Aneurin Bevan

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Future

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When you try to find funding for a VVA function, it doesnt seem like its any trouble at all. People come out of the woodwork with their money to help out because we went over and fought a war. – R. Lee Ermey

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In order to gain the respect of your players in the locker room, you cant just perform on Saturday. You have to do it consistently during practices, meetings, and in the weight room. – Junior Seau

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respect

Failure is simply a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. – Jim Rohn

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In so far as one denies what is, one is possessed by what is not, the compulsions, the fantasies, the terrors that flock to fill the void. – Ursula K. LeGuin

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Rejection