I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David
Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David
Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David
If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny. – Larry David
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens. – Larry David