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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really g

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David

Other quotes by Larry David

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I dont like to have hot food for lunch. – Larry David

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Food
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Larry David
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I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money – this is the guy who needs to laugh. – Larry David

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Money
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Larry David
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I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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Birthday
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Larry David
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Other Quotes from
Future
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I hope that seeing the excitement of solving this problem will make young mathematicians realize that there are lots and lots of other problems in mathematics which are going to be just as challenging in the future. – Andrew Wiles

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Future

Girls are the future mothers of our society, and it is important that we focus on their well-being. – Miriam Makeba

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Future

To get nostalgic about other peoples music, or even about your own, makes a terrible statement about the condition of your life and your prospects for the future. – Neil Peart

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Future

Conservatism discards Prescription, shrinks from Principle, disavows Progress having rejected all respect for antiquity, it offers no redress for the present, and makes no preparation for the future. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Future

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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Humorous

The class of citizens who provide at once their own food and their own raiment, may be viewed as the most truly independent and happy. – James Madison

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Food

Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success. – Henry Ford

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Success

The effect of having other interests beyond those domestic works well. The more one does and sees and feels, the more one is able to do, and the more genuine may be ones appreciation of fundamental things like home, and love, and understanding companionship. – Amelia Earhart

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Vacations