Quote by Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really g

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David

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The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so its the best of both worlds. Theres a lot to be said for it. – Larry David

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mom
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Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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funny
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I think that the first thing is you should have a strategic asset allocation mix that assumes that you dont know what the future is going to hold. – Ray Dalio

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Future

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. – John F. Kennedy

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Future

Drugs are the enemies of ambition and hope – and when we fight against drugs we are fighting for the future. – Bob Riley

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We have to do with the past only as we can make it useful to the present and the future. – Frederick Douglass

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I grew up in a home environment where I wasnt getting esteem for anything I did. – Ben Affleck

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The sad part about our past is that religions, ironically enough, are responsible for creating the most destructive idea that has ever been visited upon the human race: the idea that there is such a thing as better. – Neale Donald Walsch

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The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. – George Moore

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Life is tough, but its tougher when youre stupid. – John Wayne

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