I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David
I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David
I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! – Larry David