Quote by Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really g

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David

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You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

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When youre not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. – Larry David

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Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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The past, the present and the future are really one: they are today. – Harriet Beecher Stowe

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We cannot turn the clock back nor can we undo the harm caused, but we have the power to determine the future and to ensure that what happened never happens again. – Paul Kagame

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While everyone else is thinking about economics and politics, executive salaries and the future of the euro, do the opposite, even if its hard. Invest in the spirit. – Jonathan Sacks

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We live trapped, between the churned-up and examined past and a future that waits for our work. – Anna Freud

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I am a particular fan of integrative exercise – that is, exercise that occurs in the course of doing some productive activity such as gardening, bicycling to work, doing home improvement projects and so on. – Andrew Weil

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The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw. – Havelock Ellis

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