I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David
You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David
You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. – Larry David
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. – Larry David
Im substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the White House and Congress are at odds over what the future direction should be. Theyre sort of playing a game and NASA is the shuttlecock that theyre hitting back and forth. – Neil Armstrong