The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno Category: Drive Safely
Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor. – Paul-Jean Toulet Category: Marriage
Fame consists in dying in action and getting your name misspelled on the casualty lists. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962) Category: Society
I am not unconscious of the persuasive power exerted by these considerations to drag men along in the current but I am not at liberty to travel that road. – Benjamin F. Wade Category: power
If youre not making mistakes, then youre not doing anything. Im positive that a doer makes mistakes. – John Wooden Category: positive
