Automobiles are not ferocious…. it is man who is to be feared. – Robbins B. Stoeckel Category: Drive Safely
Why does a woman work ten years to change a mans habits and then complain that hes not the man she married? – Barbra Streisand Category: Anniversary
The trouble with living alone is that it’s always your turn to do the dishes. – Author Unknown Category: Housework
Mum and dad thought I was going to say I was pregnant. I said oh no, no, Ive just been nominated for a Golden Globe. They were like, oh thats lovely, love. – Melissa George Category: dad
