Quote by Carl Hiaasen
My books are shelved in different places, depending on the booksto

My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

Other quotes by Carl Hiaasen

Kids feel so strongly about whats going on today and whats happening to the world, and thats very inspiring. I feel more hopeful than ever before about the future. – Carl Hiaasen

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Future
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Heres my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the credit card and then they look at the name on the book jacket, then theres this look of such profound sympathy for you that you had to resort to this. It really is withering. – Carl Hiaasen

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Sympathy
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Ive met a lot of people whove lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. – Louis C. K.

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Humor

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor. – Arthur Hailey

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Humor

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields

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Humor

Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive. – Abe Burrows

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Humor

Random Quotes

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. – Oscar Wilde

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Future

Im extremely blessed because I travel extensively for my work, but I always try to incorporate a bit of leisure with business. – Linda Gray

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Travel

I really have created a family. I work with the people I love, I travel with them, I make films with them, and Im in an office with them. So in a weird way – I know I havent birthed a child – I feel that Im a part of creating a family. Its a tribe. I love that word. – Drew Barrymore

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Family

Honest differences of views and honest debate are not disunity. They are the vital process of policy making among free men. – Herbert Hoover

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Unity