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Quote by Carl Hiaasen
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My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

Other quotes by Carl Hiaasen

Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that death panels would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, its hard to beat Sarah Palins ignorant nattering on the subject. – Carl Hiaasen

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Death
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor
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Carl Hiaasen
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Kids feel so strongly about whats going on today and whats happening to the world, and thats very inspiring. I feel more hopeful than ever before about the future. – Carl Hiaasen

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Future
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Democratic politicians have disliked things Ive written, Republican politicians… if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck. – Adam Clymer

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Humor

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists. – Mike Epps

Category:
Humor

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. Its the same qualities I require from a man. – Catherine Deneuve

Category:
Humor

I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down. – Zac Efron

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

The best preparation for the future is the present well seen to, and the last duty done. – George MacDonald

Category:
Future

There was a time I was very much blaming the way I felt on L.A, that it was a vacuum of creativity, of humor or anything organic, and I was really angry at the place. But then today I feel completely different – I love L.A.! – Naomi Watts

Category:
Humor

I enjoy what Twitter is because I can really connect with the fans and its a great way to share information with them and its also a great way to entertain. I like being able to put a smile on peoples faces and letting them know what Im doing. – Peter Facinelli

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smile

I love crying at romantic movies like The Notebook. Im always bawling. – Fergie

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movies