Quote by Carl Hiaasen
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My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

Other quotes by Carl Hiaasen

Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

Category:
funny
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor
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I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness. – Carl Hiaasen

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Morning
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesnt. It focuses on facts. – Sarah Silverman

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Humor

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor. – Allen Klein

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Humor

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor. – Jonathan Shapiro

Category:
Humor

I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor. – Patricia Clarkson

Category:
Humor

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I stand before you a totally healthy person. – Melissa Etheridge

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Let them hate me, provided they respect my conduct. – Tiberius

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