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Quote by Carl Hiaasen
My books are shelved in different places, depending on the booksto

My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

Other quotes by Carl Hiaasen

Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

Category:
funny
Author
Carl Hiaasen
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I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness. – Carl Hiaasen

Category:
Morning
Author
Carl Hiaasen
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance. – David Herbert Lawrence

Category:
Humor

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists. – Mike Epps

Category:
Humor

Jesting is often only indigence of intellect. – Jean De La Bruyere

Category:
Humor

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. – Allen Klein

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

Time and the hour run through the roughest day. – William Shakespeare

Category:
Time

Set a thief to catch a thief. – Proverb

Category:
Crime

After all, enforced national bilingualism in this country isnt mere policy. It has attained the status of a religion. Its a dogma which one is supposed to accept without question. – Stephen Harper

Category:
Religion

The road to the future leads us smack into the wall. We simply ricochet off the alternatives that destiny offers. Our survival is no more than a question of 25, 50 or perhaps 100 years. – Jacques Yves Cousteau

Category:
Future