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I turned down Some Like It Hot. See how smart I am? I felt I could

I turned down Some Like It Hot. See how smart I am? I felt I couldnt bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I dont need to compete with the wardrobe. – Jerry Lewis

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I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I dont have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct. – Jerry Lewis

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If youre an old pro, you know how well youre doing when youre doing it, and your inner government spanks you if youre not doing well. – Jerry Lewis

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People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. – Jerry Lewis

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The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E. Lewis

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When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me Chick because I looked like Tweety Bird. – Nicky Hilton

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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group. – Shirin Ebadi

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