We dont seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? – Will Rogers
Dont gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it dont go up, dont buy it. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers
If a person is homosexual by nature – that is, if ones sexuality is as intrinsic a part of ones identity as gender or skin color – then society can no more deny a gay person access to the secular rights and religious sacraments because of his homosexuality than it can reinstate Jim Crow. – Jon Meacham