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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think tha

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

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Money
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Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you know what? Theyre hip enough to know they shouldnt trust me. Im just doing stand-up comedy. – Dennis Miller

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Trust
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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I wanted to use sports for social change. – Billie Jean King

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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. Thats like a sports thing, its not usually a comedy and writing thing. – Louis C. K.

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The integrity of the game is everything. – Peter Ueberroth

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When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. Its like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body. – Bill Lee

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