I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller
Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller
Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller
Crystallizing my feelings about the game, I find that squash is less frustrating than golf, less fickle than tennis. It is easier than badminton, cheaper than polo. It is better exercise than bowls, quicker than cricket, less boring than jogging, drier than swimming, safer than hang gliding. – John Hopkins, Squash: A Joyful Game, 1980