Quote by Dennis Miller
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think tha

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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funny
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Cheerleading gave me a love of sports, which I brought to the Senate. I can talk to the good ol boys about college sports because I follow it like they do. – Kay Bailey Hutchison

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Meeting sports athletes that are the best in the world is a thrill to this day. – Phil Knight

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You cant win unless you learn how to lose. – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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I dont have the insight with the Longhorns that I do with the two teams that I own, but as a fan and reading the sports pages, Im bullish about the Longhorns. – Tom Hicks

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