Quote by Dennis Miller
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think tha

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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Time
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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funny
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Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

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Money
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Sports
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If I stayed a football player, my career would have been over 20 years ago. As it is, my knees are shot. I found I got the same good feeling in acting that I had in sports, but I found I could have a more profound impact on people. – William Petersen

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Sports

Sports can unify the Iraqi people – no Sunnis, no Shiites, just sport for the country. – Dana Hussein

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Sports

The truth is that for those 86 long years when the Red Sox went without a World Series win, fans were not only in a recession, but trapped in a longstanding, deeply entrenched sports depression. – Julianna Baggott

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Sports

My favorite sports movies, I like Remember the Titans and Hoosiers Jimmy Chitwood, from the corner. – Shaun Alexander

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Sports

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My obsession with time informs my poetry so completely it is hard for me to summarize it. We want time to pass, for new things to happen to us, we want to hold on to certain moments, we dont want our lives to end. – John Barton

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They have stopped deceiving you, not loving you. And it seems to you that they have stopped loving you. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so. – Robert Orben

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Computers

Government health care changes the relationship between the citizen and the state, and, in fact, I think its an assault on citizenship. – Mark Steyn

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