Quote by Dennis Miller
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think tha

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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funny
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I didnt know my Dad – he moved out early. And my moms politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didnt think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. Ive been both in my life. – Dennis Miller

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dad
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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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Time
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Sports
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I never really did sports growing up. Maybe thats why they intrigue me. The technology that goes into that clothing is steps ahead, so its always been something I look towards. – Alexander Wang

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Sports

I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up! – Fergie

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Sports

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. – Lee Trevino

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Sports

Tennis is not like other sports where the coach is hired by an independent entity, and that makes a huge difference in the dynamic. – Ivan Lendl

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Sports

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I intend to leave after my death a large fund for the promotion of the peace idea, but I am skeptical as to its results. – Alfred Nobel

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True debauchery is liberating because it creates no obligations. In it you possess only yourself, hence it remains the favorite pastime of the great lovers of their own person. – Albert Camus

But I try to steal other moments. Sometimes I get up very early in the morning and enjoy a quiet house and cup of tea before the craziness begins. Other times, Ill take a quick walk on the beach. You can find peace in a few minutes. – Cindy Crawford

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As far as knowledge goes Ive come a long way. – Jurgen Klinsmann

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