Quote by Dennis Miller
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think tha

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

Category:
funny
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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

Category:
Marriage
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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

Category:
Business
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Sports
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Half the lies they tell about me arent true. – Yogi Berra

Category:
Sports

And I watch Saturday Night Live religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams. – Ty Burrell

Category:
Sports

Many continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game. – George Mikes, How to Be an Alien, 1946

Category:
Sports

The thing about sports movies is, they cant help but feel epic – putting music to images, etc. – Lindsey Shaw

Category:
Sports

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Ive never read a political poem thats accomplished anything. Poetry makes things happen, but rarely what the poet wants. – Howard Nemerov

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Poetry

Dr. Einstein was not successful in school, but he found something in the air from his own imagination and his own brain power, and look what he did. – Eartha Kitt

Category:
Imagination

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists – the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people – tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesnt exist. – Hal Sparks

Category:
Happiness

Man is firmly convinced that he is awake in reality he is caught in a net of sleep and dreams which he has unconsciously woven himself. – Gustave Meyrink

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Dreams