I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. – Dennis Miller

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. – Dennis Miller
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller