I preach there are all kinds of truth, your truth and somebody elses. But behind all of them there is only one truth and that is that theres no truth. – Flannery OConnor
I am very lucky, I have a very tight group of friends and a very supportive family, and to this date no-one has ever sold a story on me. – Sienna Miller
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a babys temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby whos boss. – Tina Fey