Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldnt normally. – Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David

Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldnt normally. – Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David
If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny. – Larry David
I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David
Yesterday the greatest question was decided which ever was debated in America; and a greater perhaps never was, nor will be, decided among men. A resolution was passed without one dissenting colony, that these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be, free and independent States. – John Adams