Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain

Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain