Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul. – Mark Twain
In these pages the novelist should be able to find a striking verse to head his chapter, the raconteur add to his bon mots, the man of the world enrich his stock of maxims, the divine obtain some deep thought drawn from the wells of ancient learning. – William Francis Henry King, “Introduction,” Classical and Foreign Quotations, 18