Quote by Bill Vaughan
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan

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It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts. – Bill Vaughan

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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. – Bill Vaughan

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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. – Bill Vaughan

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We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things arent good. Drinkings not good. Some would say milks not good. – Bob Dole

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He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven. – Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, What Will He Do With It?

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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. – Author Unknown

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Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress. – Terri Guillemets

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