Quote by Bill Vaughan
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan

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Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a mans lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college. – Bill Vaughan

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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. – Bill Vaughan

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It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts. – Bill Vaughan

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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. – Author Unknown

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Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers. – Ben Jonson, Every Man in His Humour

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But when I dont smoke I scarcely feel as if Im living. I dont feel as if Im living unless Im killing myself. – Russell Hoban

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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. – Rudyard Kipling, The Betrothed

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The weaker partner in a marriage is the one who loves the most. – Eleanora Duse

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I have those songs as well. It depends on what Im going through in my life but Im a huge fan of Bjork. Sometimes I get so emotional because shes so amazing. – Ashlee Simpson

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