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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan

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Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. – Bill Vaughan

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As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit — and parking as close to the stadium as possible. – Bill Vaughan

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Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

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Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs. – Author Unknown

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A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless. – James I of England, A Counterblaste to Tobacco, 1604

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