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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan

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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. – Bill Vaughan

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It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. – Bill Vaughan

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Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. – Bill Vaughan

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I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker…. but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table. – Michelle Pfeiffer

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The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. – Salman Rushdie

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