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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan

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The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. – Bill Vaughan

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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. – Bill Vaughan

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Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

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Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers. – Ben Jonson, Every Man in His Humour

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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didnt want to smoke, but I didnt believe myself. – Barbara Kelly

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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. – Rudyard Kipling, The Betrothed

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