Tio stepped to the counter and bought a little black cigar that was strong enough to do push-ups. – James Street (1903–1954), “The Grains of Paradise” Category: Smoking
I never work just to work. Its some combination of laziness and self-respect. – Harold Ramis Category: work
God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given us, on this side of the grave. – Francis Bacon Category: God
Why did the sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside? – Author Unknown Category: Sys Admin Day
