People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. – Andy Rooney
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney
Reclaiming the word fat was the most empowering step in my progress. I stopped using it for insult or degradation and instead replaced it with truth, because the truth is that I am fat, and thats ok. So now when someone calls me fat, I agree, whereas before I would get embarrassed and emotional. – Beth Ditto