The Super Bowl isnt for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account. – Andy Rooney
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. – Andy Rooney
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. – Andy Rooney
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. – Andy Rooney
Id like to be more patient! I just want everything now. Ive tried to meditate, but its really hard for me to stay still. Id like to try to force myself to do it, because everybody says how wonderful meditation is for you, but I cant shut my mind up. So patience and learning is the key. – Ellen DeGeneres