A writers job is to tell the truth. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

A writers job is to tell the truth. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney
I dont like food thats too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture Id buy a painting. – Andy Rooney